“I can’t tell you, Tom, how joyful it makes me to see you with a chicken on your head.”
“I’m so glad! That was the point.”
“Well, I mean, obviously it’s funny, but I’m joyful for another reason.”
“What’s that?”
“You are stone cold sober and still made the glorious decision to be photographed with a chicken on your head and release it to the public.”
“Am I making good choices, Robert?”
“The best, my child.”
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